I Can't Stand Poems! ;)

The shuffling of words of a phrase

To form the lyrical rhyme of a verse

The central theme depicting sarcasm and irony

The scenic beauty revealing imagery

Slight distortion of English never being a mistake

The so called poetic license makes it accurate

The silliest of assumptions it holds

And a mad man’s world it unfolds

A poem can make a dog bleed grey

And to an elephant, a lion can fall prey

It is weird how personification makes a tree talk

And a lifeless wall clock suddenly begins to walk

How easily it makes the impracticalities come true

And realistic happenings portrayed are just so few

Metaphors - poets, the real mad men as they are called

As it happens only in a mad man’s imagination after all

The unrealistic world, the impractical ways

The oh so lyrical rhyme and imaginations astray

Imagery, alliteration, personification and what not

I just can’t stand poems at all! ;)